Please save all weddings!!

I had something else to write about today but I got so fired up about a new topic on the way upstairs to get ready for a World of Warcraft raid that I forgot about it.

 "Fuck it! the raid can wait and what the hell was I going to write about anyhow? This is important!!"

Stop using that fondant crap on your wedding cakes!  When I say "you"....you know who "you" are!  You're the girl / guy who says, "We want it to be beautiful! Fuck our guests and fuck flavor!"  You spit in the eye of all attendees blatantly with every fondant covered bite.  Shame on you! There we are, wasting our weekend to see you get married and share your special day and what do you do to us?  You make us stand in line for a bite of cake that's covered in this:

Does it look like like delicious ice cream or spaghetti or maybe a hamburger with lettuce and tomato? Sure!  Does it taste like it? Hell no!  If your tiny family member, be they little brother/sister or niece/nephew brought you a tasty treat made of playdoh would you put it in your mouth and eat it?  Hell no!  So why are you covering your super expensive cake in that crap and expecting me to eat it?  From now on, I will peel that crap off, whine about the lack of real icing (a layer inside the cake does NOT count!!), and then leave my finished plate with the crust of playdoh on the head table.  This is to let you know that you fucked up and I know that despite having bought you a gift and wasted my day with your "special day" and dressed up just to sit in the heat, you spit in my eye.  When someone asks me how your wedding was, all I will have to say is "Meh...typical wedding.  Cake tasted like shit, though.  What were they thinking??